A SMOOTH SEA NEVER MADE A SKILLED TRAVELER
Real warriors earn their sea legs in storms.
Viking longships sliced through black waves and unknown waters...sleek, fast, and fearsome.
Built for conquest. Designed to terrify.
From open sea to narrow river, they carried raiders towards the promise of glory.
Carved with dragon heads to haunt shorelines.
Manned by warriors who didn't flinch when the skies turned cruel.
When villagers saw that silhouette on the horizon, they had an hour...at best... before the axe met their front door.
Thia isn't a tribute to calm waters.
It's a nod to those who've rowed through hel and came back swinging
Smooth seas T-Shirt
(Measurements forged in both inches and centimeters, for the berserker and the metric-minded.)
Size Length (Torso of Triumph) Width (Chest of Champions) Sleeve (Arm of Glory) S 28 in / 71.1 cm 18 in / 45.7 cm 15 ¾ in / 40 cm M 29 ¼ in / 73.7 cm 20 in / 50.8 cm 17 in / 43.2 cm L 30 ¼ in / 76.2 cm 22 in / 55.9 cm 18 ¼ in / 46.4 cm XL 31 ¼ in / 78.7 cm 24 in / 61 cm 19 ½ in / 49.5 cm 2XL 32 ½ in / 81.3 cm 26 in / 66 cm 20 ¾ in / 52.7 cm 3XL 33 ½ in / 83.8 cm 28 in / 71.1 cm 22 in / 55.9 cm ⚠️ Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (or 5 cm) depending on whether the fates were smiling during production.