RAISE HÉL. RAID HARD.
This isn't just a hat. It's an invocation.
Embroidered with the mantra of true marauders, this snapback isn't for the faint of liver. It's for those who aren't afraid to summon a little underworld energy when the party starts to die.
Raise a horn
Raise Hél
Raid like it's Ragnarok
Becaus Hél, the goddess herself, doesn't suffer fools or lightweight.
She rules the dead with ice in her veins and a killer resting face.
And honestly? She'd be proud to see you chug like the end times are near.
So call her up
Toast to the lost.
Dance like a draugr and laugh in the face of decency.
Built for long nights, loud games, and questionable decisions.
Perfect for shieldmaidens, berserkers and professional mischief-makers.
Wear it forward or backward.
Just don't wear it quietly.
Raise Hel. Raid Hard. Snapback
Material Composition, as Approved by the Gods:
• 80% battle-hardened acrylic, 20% wool from the fields of glory
Craftsmanship Worthy of a Chieftain:
• Structured, 6-panel helm design – built to hold its shape like a well-trained shieldwall
• 6 rune-stitched ventilation eyelets – because even warriors sweat
• Sturdy plastic clasp at the back – for a fit that won’t betray you mid-toast
• Green under-visor – like the forests of your homeland
By Order of the Clan of Common Sense (and the EU)
In allegiance with the sacred scrolls of General Product Safety (GPSR), the chieftains at Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED swear upon their horns that all goods offered to the people are battle-tested, safe, and forged to meet the mighty standards of the EU realm.
Should you wish to raise a raven with concerns or questions about the safety of our wares, summon our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Or if parchment is more your style, send word to:
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Your safety is no laughing matter—even Loki agrees (most of the time).