MAYHEM CREW
No gods. Just chaos.
This snapback doesn't ask for permission...it declares allegiance to the rowdiest in Midgard.
Embroidered with Mayhem Crew, this lid marks you as one of the chosen few who don't flinch when the horn sound, who laugh in the face of rules, and who know that the real party starts when Icebreakers for Vikings drinking deck hits the table.
You don't just wear this hat, this hat claims you.
Ideal for late-night brawls (of the drinking kind) loud games, and louder exits.
One size fits most berserkers.
Mayhem Crew Snapback
Material Composition, as Approved by the Gods:
• 80% battle-hardened acrylic, 20% wool from the fields of glory
Craftsmanship Worthy of a Chieftain:
• Structured, 6-panel helm design – built to hold its shape like a well-trained shieldwall
• 6 rune-stitched ventilation eyelets – because even warriors sweat
• Sturdy plastic clasp at the back – for a fit that won’t betray you mid-toast
• Green under-visor – like the forests of your homeland
In allegiance with the sacred scrolls of General Product Safety (GPSR), the chieftains at Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED swear upon their horns that all goods offered to the people are battle-tested, safe, and forged to meet the mighty standards of the EU realm.
Should you wish to raise a raven with concerns or questions about the safety of our wares, summon our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Or if parchment is more your style, send word to:
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Your safety is no laughing matter—even Loki agrees (most of the time).