FEAST MODE Snapback

Material Composition, as Approved by the Gods:

• 80% battle-hardened acrylic, 20% wool from the fields of glory

Craftsmanship Worthy of a Chieftain:

• Structured, 6-panel helm design – built to hold its shape like a well-trained shieldwall

• 6 rune-stitched ventilation eyelets – because even warriors sweat

• Sturdy plastic clasp at the back – for a fit that won’t betray you mid-toast

• Green under-visor – like the forests of your homeland

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm) – one size fits most warriors

Forged in the distant lands of Vietnam or Bangladesh – assembled with care, approved by the Clan.

In allegiance with the sacred scrolls of General Product Safety (GPSR), the chieftains at Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED swear upon their horns that all goods offered to the people are battle-tested, safe, and forged to meet the mighty standards of the EU realm.

Should you wish to raise a raven with concerns or questions about the safety of our wares, summon our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.

Or if parchment is more your style, send word to:

123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Your safety is no laughing matter—even Loki agrees (most of the time).