FEAST MODE
This isn't just a hat. It's a declaration.
The moment this snapback hits your skull, mead tastes sweater and you become 73% more likely to challenge someone to a drinking contest.
Embroidered with FEAST MODE in bold, battle-ready lettering, this cap is for the raiders who never say no to second helpings, surprise toasts or late-night mayhem.
- Wear it to the table
- Wear it to the pit
- Wear it like war paint of the well-fed
Let the world know you came to FEAST!
FEAST MODE Snapback
Material Composition, as Approved by the Gods:
• 80% battle-hardened acrylic, 20% wool from the fields of glory
Craftsmanship Worthy of a Chieftain:
• Structured, 6-panel helm design – built to hold its shape like a well-trained shieldwall
• 6 rune-stitched ventilation eyelets – because even warriors sweat
• Sturdy plastic clasp at the back – for a fit that won’t betray you mid-toast
• Green under-visor – like the forests of your homeland
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm) – one size fits most warriors
Forged in the distant lands of Vietnam or Bangladesh – assembled with care, approved by the Clan.
In allegiance with the sacred scrolls of General Product Safety (GPSR), the chieftains at Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED swear upon their horns that all goods offered to the people are battle-tested, safe, and forged to meet the mighty standards of the EU realm.
Should you wish to raise a raven with concerns or questions about the safety of our wares, summon our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Or if parchment is more your style, send word to:
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Your safety is no laughing matter—even Loki agrees (most of the time).