BERSERKER T-shirt

(Measurements forged in both inches and centimeters, for the berserker and the metric-minded.)

⚠️ Note: Measurements may vary by up to 2" (or 5 cm) depending on whether the fates were smiling during production.

• Woven from 100% ring-spun cotton, softer than a mead maiden’s whisper

• Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) won’t weigh you down during battle or binge

• Pre-shrunk...no surprises after your first wash in the river

• Stitched strong from shoulder to shoulder. like a proper shield wall

• Quarter-turned, so no pesky center-creases ruin your heroic silhouette

In allegiance with the sacred scrolls of General Product Safety (GPSR), the chieftains at Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED swear upon their horns that all goods offered to the people are battle-tested, safe, and forged to meet the mighty standards of the EU realm.

Should you wish to raise a raven with concerns or questions about the safety of our wares, summon our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.

Or if parchment is more your style, send word to:

123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Your safety is no laughing matter—even Loki agrees (most of the time).